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Dad something is wrong with my car.

The Father’s day card you never knew you needed. The seemingly harmless father’s day card is anything BUT, glitter bust your dad this Fathers Day!

-Safe for you to sign before giving to Dad!
-The unmistakable sound of a dead car battery starting loops for 3 hours
-Plain white envelope included
-When the card is destroyed to stop the sounds, a hidden glitter payload gets everywhere.  The perfect joke card for the dad who has the worst dad jokes