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Hot Dog Crewneck Sweatshirt
Hot Dog Crewneck Sweatshirt

Hot Dog Crewneck Sweatshirt

$45.00

Meet your new guilty pleasure: the Hot Dog Crewneck Sweatshirt. It’s bold, it’s fun, and yes—it’s unapologetically about a hot dog. Sometimes you don’t need subtlety, you need mustard.

Want to send signals that you don’t take life too seriously (but still manage to look good)? This sweatshirt does that. The design says, “Hot Dog”—literally—but also “I’m the life of the BBQ, the cookout, the ball game, the backyard gathering.” Throw it on with jeans, shorts, or anything that pairs well with ketchup.

Blend: 80% combed-ringspun cotton, 20% polyester — durable enough to survive cookout spills, comfy enough for a post-meal nap. Middle Class Fancy

Feel: Soft, smooth, and satisfyingly cozy—like the bun to your hot dog. Middle Class Fancy

Origin: Designed and printed in the U.S., with 100% all-American humor. Middle Class Fancy

Sizing / Fit: Classic crewneck fit. Choose roomy for “tailgate mode” or snug for “streetwear flex.” Middle Class Fancy

Care Instructions: Machine wash (because life’s too short to dry clean), tumble dry low. Middle Class Fancy

Warnings:

  • May cause sudden cravings for stadium food.

  • People might ask if they can “take a bite” (please say no).

It’s comfy. It’s funny. It’s the snack you didn’t know your closet needed.

Designed and printed in the U.S., cause we’re not another dropship company.


🐊 Later Gator Crewneck Sweatshirt

Meet your new go-to exit strategy: the Later Gator Crewneck Sweatshirt. It’s the perfect way to say goodbye without actually saying goodbye—because why waste words when your clothes can do the talking?

Want to send subtle signals that you’re fun, witty, and maybe always the one slipping out of the party before the lights come on? This sweatshirt does that. The design says, “Later Gator”—literally—but also “I’m clever enough to wear puns on purpose.” Pair it with jeans, joggers, or flip-flops if you’re truly leaning into Florida vibes.

Blend: 80% combed-ringspun cotton, 20% polyester — soft yet strong, like an alligator but less bitey. Middle Class Fancy

Feel: Worn-in and relaxed—like saying goodbye without guilt. Middle Class Fancy

Origin: Designed and printed in the U.S. Swamp jokes optional. Middle Class Fancy

Sizing / Fit: Fits true to size. Wear loose for “easy exit vibes” or fitted for “stay awhile” energy. Middle Class Fancy

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, no swamp required. Middle Class Fancy

Warnings:

  • May inspire awkwardly timed “See ya later” jokes.

  • People will definitely read your chest before saying goodbye.

It’s playful. It’s comfortable. It’s your official new uniform for Irish exits and casual hangs alike.

Designed and printed in the U.S., cause we’re not another dropship company.

All orders are printed just for you and shipped from our facility in the Southeast United States. Orders typically ship within 1–2 business days via USPS Ground Advantage. Need it faster? Priority and Express shipping options are available at checkout.

Machine wash 

Tumble dry on low heat or hang dry

Don’t loan it to your friends, Gf, or other. You won’t get it back and you’ll be sad

Wear with confidence

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Father's Day Fun

Great quality. TTS.

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Big Deck Energy T Shirt
Emily Fitzmaurice (Arlington, US)
looks exactly like our deck

This was a father's day gift to my husband from our toddler. He built our deck years ago - and it's identical to the picture (from the street below). Super Soft. We got the xl because my husband has wide shoulders. It looked HUGE when we got it. But, it's not that huge once on (definitely a looser, boxy fit).

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Silly Goose Academy Crewneck Sweatshirt
Emma Blyth (Los Angeles, US)
Adorable sweater and a cautionary tale!

I love this sweater! However, I feel like I need to give a warning to all the women buying this- creepy middle aged men WILL come out of the woodwork to try and make this into an excuse to approach you.

Wear with caution, silly geese. 🫡

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Silly Goose Hat
Brady Corrion (Lake Charles, US)
So silly

This hat goes with everything! I feel like the silliest goose with every outfit.

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Chicken Tenders Crewneck Sweatshirt
Courtney F (Stroudsburg, US)
cute & comfortable

Love this sweatshirt, it’s perfect for my eating habits. Anytime I wear it, I’m always asked where I purchased it from.

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Both Teams T Shirt
William Cochran (Margate, US)
I’m the cool kid at the party with this t-shirt

It fits well, and has a positive message that I can wear to any sporting event to show I don’t really care who wins!

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That's Not Going Anywhere T Shirt
Miranda Mader (Oak Ridge, US)
My Dad loved it!

The shirt was true to size and it was really soft. The colors were great and my dad LOVED it.

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Silly Goose Academy Hoodie Sweatshirt
Nick McLean (Crossville, US)
Awesome.

Absolutely the concept of the silly goose. Have bought these for myself and for others. Just be aware that they are sized a little small, so order one size up from what you usually wear!

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Defund the HOA T Shirt
Lisa Mcmurray (Honolulu, US)
Awesome shirt!

Great quality soft material. Runs small size up. Fast shipping and up to date tracking.

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Dads Against Weed T Shirt
a.p. (Charleston, US)
AMAZING!

I LOVE my dads against weed shirt! I work at a garden and I got them for everyone on my team! we spent days fighting back the horrible summer weeds! They shirts are so much softer then I originally thought! We got them as work shirts but they are way too nice so we just wear them out

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Dads Against Weed T Shirt
Tyler Albertson (Salt Lake City, US)
MCF against bad customer service

Ordered the wrong size by mistake, but MCF took it back no questions asked. Got the right size back promptly. My dad was so excited for his shirt he used the weed wacker 3 times that day! Also did some yard work too. MCF Rides at Dawn!

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LOVE IT, i want them all. not too thin, not too thick. great quality! lots of compliments

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Big Deck Energy T Shirt
Erika Jensen (Kingston, US)
My husband loved it!

It took a while to ship but was worth the wait. Good quality tee. We have massive decks on our new house and I knew my husband needed this shirt.

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Mow Itself T Shirt
Katie Heitland (Chandler, US)
This Shirt Isn’t Going to Rate Itself

Gave this shirt to my fiancé for his birthday. He LOVES it and thought it was hilarious. He is obsessed with lawn care so he wears it with pride every Saturday. Thank you MCF for having the perfect gifts.

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We Ride At Dawn T Shirt
Kris Vermillion (Atlanta, US)
THIS SHIRT CAUSES CHAOS

Ever since I bought my dad the “We Ride At Dawn” tee from Middle Class Fancy, chaos has reigned supreme in his neighborhood.

The comfortable cotton tee with the witty yet appropriate catch phrase has caused jealousy among the neighborhood husbands and desire among its women.

The tension is thick as he cranks that John Deere each Saturday morning. The men know their wives are going to find a sudden excuse to check the mail or have coffee on the porch. Some have even taken to a weekly ritual of cleaning the front windows. A ritual that coincidentally takes the exact same amount of time as it takes Dad to cut the grass, hose off the rider, resharpen the blades and stow his steed away.

Thank you, MCF, for breathing new life and drama into our family. We truly appreciate it.

It’s a shirt.

Good quality and unique

Material quality is very low for a shirt that cost $40 with shipping.

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Yacht Rock Captain T Shirt
Timothy Smith (Norwich, US)
Gift for my son

My son listens to yacht rock. I saw this shirt and had to get it for him. He absolutely loved it.

GREAT SWEATSHIRT

i am a huge fan of chicken fingers so this sweatshirt was a must! whenever i wear it i get so many comments!

Large is good size for tall guys (6’1)

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The Middle Class Fancy Dad Polo
Brian Armstrong (Cordova, US)
Phenomenal quality

My dad loves his shirt and the quality is worth the price

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Dads Against Weed 2025 T Shirt
Kaitlyn Burgett-Thompson (Salt Lake City, US)
Husband is in love, so I’m in love.

Exactly as pictured, super soft and great quality, so the hubby loves it!
Hope to buy more of the stuff he likes soon!!

Super soft shirt. And great length for someone tall.

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Lawn Enforcement T Shirt
John McGee (Lancaster, US)
fits great, excellent design, and…

The shirt fits well and the design is hilarious - perfect for landscaping work on our family properties.
One thing: at first glance, the shirt can be mistaken for the real thing. I found this out on a recent bike ride on a local greenway, while going through neighborhoods along the way.

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